A Politician For All Seasons

Sigmund apologizes to his followers and detractors for his month-long absence. We were on a much needed sabbatical from the political circus. But we’re back with a BANG. Here, in the form of a poem, we launch our campaign for the forthcoming Mother of All Parliaments Elections.

Why you should vote for SIGMUND BONELLO

I’m PROGRESSIVE

I’m TRANsGRESSIVE

I’m GREEN

I’m RED

I’m BLUE

I’m YELLOW

I’m BLACK (THANKS OBAMA)

I’m COOL

I’m CARING

I’m MODERATE

And

SUSTAINABLE.

And given

Half a chance

I’d stab

Anyone

Who stands in my way

To death.

You’re warned.