Bruxelles n’est pas une belle femme

That pain in the arse Jacques René Zammit, him of the blogging revolution, that annoying thorn in the side of us honest, sincere, loyal Maltese politicians, has just landed in my territory on some conference or other and is already telling the world that he thinks the place is a dump. Ci mancherebbe altro insomma! These opinion columnists are so full of themselves that they eclipse even the most attention seeking of my fellow politcos. And I’ll admit that when you see how some of us bang on as if the world rotated round their navel, that’s saying something. Madonna, jifhmu f’kollox dawn l-opinion columnists come mi stanno sui coglioni. You name it, they’ve got an opinion about it: politika, architecture, literature…everything. At least we politicians stick to politics. Vera, hemm minna li jizzattat. U meta tara min hiereg ghall-elezzjonijiet li jmiss, iggib ghajnejk wara widnejk. Kif, ghadu ma kkonfermax li se johrog il-hmar ta’ Bendu? Non mi stuperei a questo punto. Kulhadd jiffolla biex forsi jirbhu biljett ghal fuq it-treno dei desideri.

Insomma, back to Zammit. Nirrispondih bi quote tal-habiba gdida tieghi, Oksana.

“You won’t fall in love with Brussels. Paris est une femme fatale, Roma e’ una ciociara, New York a broadway diva, Bangkok a pole dancer. Brussels is a good friend. But you’ve got to be patient with her.” 

Ghogbitek Zammit?

Eh, iva, ziedet ukoll “Luxembourg? Luxembourg is a stock broker.”

Ciao amici!

VOTE NO.1 SIGMUND KOLINKOVA (isem il-girlfriend) BONELLO